"it" just moved
I didn't shave. On purpose
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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