We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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