I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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