omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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