Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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