I heard some girl say 'yeah he mustve been so drunk he kept mumbling and repeating himself'
And I thought
Fuck I do that shit every weekend
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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