Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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