I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
Randomize
