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DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
Best friends brother. Beat that.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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