My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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