almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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