I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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