Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Dude, I just spun my iPhone on my boner without it falling off. I belong in cirque du soleil.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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