i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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