am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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