Hi
Babe...You're really smothering me right now
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
Randomize
