Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
My legs feel like baby dolphins
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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