yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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