lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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