I feel like I'm in dance class right now
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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