If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
he puts the penis in happiness.
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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