I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
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