Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
whose parrot is this?
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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