So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Randomize
