Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
