what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
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