Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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