i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
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