Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
Randomize
