I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
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