i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
I just blew my weed a kiss
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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