I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
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