id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
Randomize
