So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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