The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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