I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
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