I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
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