I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize
