Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
We smell like vodka and hangover
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