just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
Randomize
