when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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