You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
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