Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
Randomize
