don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
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