He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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