And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
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