Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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