your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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