Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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