i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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