to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
its liver damage thursday
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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