He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
He turned down a handjob. A HANDJOB. I know I'm no Jessica Simpson, but...
Actually, she's fat now, so...
Fuck. I AM Jessica Simpson.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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