R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
Alive.
So much puke
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
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