Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
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