Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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