i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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